David Beckham: I Have Never Padded My Pants

In an exclusive interview with the UK’s Daily Mirror newspaper Friday, Beckham said that, unlike most underwear models, he doesn’t stuff his skivvies.

“I’ve never, ever padded out my pants, or shoved socks down there, “ the soccer star insists. “I’ve never had to for any photoshoots I’ve done because, hopefully, I don’t need to. Well, let’s just say I’ve been told I don’t need any help in that department…I think I’m pretty OK.”

Back when his Armani adverts were making jaws drop around the globe, Beckham’s wife Victoria confirmed that the monsterous bulge threatening to burst through his BVDs belongs entirely to her husband.

“He is very much in proportion," said Mrs. Beckham. “He does have a huge one, though. You can see it in the [Armani] advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe.”