All Of You Nasty Pigs Rejoice!! There is Now Bacon Lube!!!

Yes all you oinkers, you read that right!  J&D Foods is introducing the bacon flavored lube, 'Baconlube' to the masses.  The world's first bacon flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.  We totally understand that bacon is all the rage now with its flavoring in things such as mayonnaise, ice cream, salt and candles...but seriously?  Are you that much of a pig?

And like the worm in the bottom of the tequila bottle, this clear lubricant has an actual chuck of real bacon floating in it.   I do not even want to begin to imagine what one is suppose to do with that when you reach the bottom of the bottle.  That just makes the mind wobble!!!

The new pork flavored lube retails for $11.99 per bottle or a six pack is available for $59.99.  A six pack???   Is this something that you grab at the store on your way to your friends house on a Saturday afternoon to watch the pig skin playoffs?   I have no idea!!  Anywho, I believe that the it can be found on aisle 4 next to the bacon bits!







via Queerty