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Thursday, January 19, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Rick Perry To Announce Jesus Is Dropping Out Of Race!!

Wait.....I don't think that is right.  Please wait while I re-read this.   Ooooooh  All the news organizations are stating that Rick Perry is going to announce that he is dropping his bid for the GOP presidential nomination race as early as today. Pretty Boy Perry is holding a press conference in Charleston, South Carolina at 11 a.m. eastern time.  We are still awaiting confirmation and reaction from Jesus....further updates as they become available.   We now return you to your regularly scheduled rainbow programming.

1 comment:

  1. What a GREAT post! This holier-than-thou deserves every deriding remark he gets; he's brought them onto himself.

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